Hacked by Adi Milan

JOKE OF THE DAY

Sensitive, Insensitivity

“What the ““FUCK!””

“What!”

“What the hell is this all over the floor? I left here and this shit wasn’t here.”

“I don’t know what the fuck it is, but I’ll clean it up.”

“I know you fuckin’ will!”

“Fuck you!”

“Your mama!”

“You’re a fuckin’ child!”

“Blow me!”

I went to the sink to get a rag and some cleaner from under the sink, if he’d have only know that minutes before he came home, I was here with another man, he would KNOW what the fuck was on the floor.

I’m so fuckin’ over this shit, that dumb ass thinks I don’t know what’s on the floor. I’ve NUTTED enough in my life to know what the fuck it smells like. I’ll give him until 8 o’clock tonight to come clean and then after that, IT’S ON!

Thank GOD he went to the bedroom. If he would have stayed, I’m sure he would have know what was on the floor, that was close, but you know what…fuck him, I’m tired of waiting for him, if I want to have fuckin’ sex, then I should get it. I DON’T need to beg him for it!
After cleaning up the scene of a GOOD TIME, and throwing the evidence into a blue plastic Wal-mart bag and then into the trashcan to be taken to the dump, I decided that it was time to get “WHAT” I wanted, and I wanted to get fucked, and to leave him there hanging before he had a chance to blow his load. Walking back to the bedroom, I ripped off all my clothes revealing the “dog of war!”

“I hope your ready, cuz I’m here to collect.”

“Collect what, what you think is yours!”

After he turned his back to me to change his clothes, I moved in behind him whispering in his ear, “what’s’ mine is your and what’s’ yours is MOST DEFINITELY mine. Putting his peach fuzz ear into my mouth, he suddenly became weak muttering, “stop.” Knowing that this is his weakness, like most men, I played off of it. Nibbling here and there, but not too much, just enough to drive him crazy! My cock had become hard against his warm semi hairy ass, and I could feel my balls dropping as I became hotter and hotter. Without notice, he turned sharply towards me with his nose inches away from mine.

“What are you doing, he asked!”

Asking that question was the only thing that came to mind, although I knew what he was doing and why. I decided right then while looking into his deep blue eyes that it was over between us, but since my cock had gotten hard from him sucking on my ear, why the hell not. One last good fuck to send him packing and wishing that he never fucked around on me.

“You know damn well what I’m doing!”

He grabbed my shoulders and turned me around so that I was facing the bed. I could feel not only the power of his upper chest as he turned me mannishly, but also of the power that was tapping on my lower back. Fearing that he would want to do this “quickly” like always, I went for the bed. Lying on my back, I teased him onto the bed. He started with my cock, licking the pre-cum from the tip, sending chills down my legs! In one quick motion, he went from my cock straight to my stomach. He glanced up into my eyes, knowing that he was thinking of something, just not sure what it was, I looked dead at him and saw the seriousness of what he was planning. The glare from his eyes was deadly and sent me into another level of HORNYNESS! Then he spoke.

“Your gonna get fucked bitch, you know that don’t you!”

I thought to myself while telling him that he was gonna get fucked just how I was gonna do this. Did I want to take my time, or should I just fling him over and get it over with. Should I lead him on and then leave him hangin’, some many things I could do, but which one was the best course of action.

I felt him shudder as though he were deep in though, keeping silent so I didn’t ruin the moment. I grabbed his shoulders to move him up towards me, be he met me with force because he wasn’t finished down there. He began to slowly move up, stopping at my rock hard nipples, tenderly nibbling on them. I began to shake from the sensation, it was the best feeling that I had ever felt and my cock began to get wet all over again. I began to breathe heavily and shake.

“I take it you like that!”

“How can you tell?”

“You’re getting the inside of my thigh wet!”

“Sorry, you just really hit that spot I guess.”

“I know, I’m good like that!”

He continued to nibble, switching from nipple to nipple, all the while, my breathing deepens and picks up in pace as I start to sweat. I knew he was getting into it when I grabbed his head and it felt as though he had just gotten out of the shower. The heat between us made us sweat harder. He moved to my neck and began to bite me, throwing me into a sudden stated of euphoric pleasure. My hands clenched his back and clamped down.

“Ouch!”

“OH MY GOD!”

I can’t believe that he just did that, that fuckin hurt. He wants pain, he’s about it get it.

He looked deep in my eyes. He’s eye dilated like that of a serial killer. He grabbed my head and forced it to the side. He clamped onto my ear with his warm mouth, and my sexual pleasure rose even higher. I moaned loudly with exotic pleasure, wanting him to just fuck me right then.

“It’s coming bitch, roll the fuck over, NOW!”

Without hesitation, I slid my sweaty leg from underneath him and rolled onto my stomach. Without notice, he slapped the shit out of my ass.

“WHAT THE FUCK!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP, I’m just getting “it” ready!”

My ass stung like hell, but then he grabbed my ass and squeezed. Once again, he knew how to turn pain into pleasure.

“Where’s the “go” juice?”

“Right here”

“You ready”

“Umm, fuck yeah!”

He had no idea what was about to happen. All the playing around got my cock so hard it was fuckin' huge. He was about to get 8 inches of painful pleasure.

I could hear the “pop” from the cap as he opened the bottle of KY.

“Oh, that’s cold!”

“Not for long”

I looked over my shoulder to see what he was doing, when he put his hand on my face and pushed me back down onto the bed. He used his other hand to guide his cock to my now wet, cold, and hungry hole. He placed the head of his cock at my door step. I could feel he wanted it by the throbbing of his cock on my ass. He began to slowly push forward. There was a little resistance from me, only to try to tease him more. I was so happy to be where I was at that moment, knowing what was about to happen. He slid forward and I could feel my ass close around the head of his throbbing cock. He backed out and did it again slowly, teasing my ass or warming it up for what was to come.

“You like that you fuckin’ bitch”

“Oh, you have no idea!”

No, he had no idea. I’m about to fuck him up.

I felt my ass close around my cock once more. He began to tease me as he pushed ever so slowly. I could feel the sweat dripping from his chest as it ran up my back to my neck. The prickliness of his shaved cock let me know that he had put ALL 8 inches deep inside. He paused for a moment breathing hot and heavy, his throbbing cock deep in my ass slowly began to reappear. Feeling my ass close around the head of his cock yet again, stopping short of pulling out. Suddenly a deep shocking breath came to me.

“OH MY GOD!”

“YEAH BITCH”

He trusted his cock deep into my ass as quick as he could. I could certainly feel that. It was the most painful thing that I had experienced but at the same time, the best feeling ever. He stopped for a moment expecting me to say something, and without warning, began to fuck my ass as fast and as hard as he could. IN-OUT, IN-OUT, IN-OUT.

“Oh god, Oh god, Oh god, fuck yea”

“You like that you little bitch”

“OH FUCK YEA”

While thrusting his cock in and out, he spread my ass with both hands, using all his weight as my ass tensed up around his cock. He pulled ALL the way out and then trusted with everything he had back into my ass going deeper than ever before. He went so far, he hit my spot and made me instantly cum without ever touching my cock. For nearly twenty minuets he did this, getting more and more tired he collapsed on my back.

“OH NO THE FUCK YOU DON’T”

I pushed his off me and flipped him over. Strata ling him, I sat on his massive and hard cock and began to ride him like an old western. He lay there panting and sweaty.

“You had some fun without me, I think”

Feeling the wet spot on the bed that I had left and he was now lying in.

“Oh yeah, and I ain’t done yet!”

You see, from the moment I started this, there were two things that I wanted. I was getting the first and the second, well that was surely going to follow right after I busted my nut…

“You like that, tell me that you like it!”

“Fuck yeah, ride that cock you dirt slut boy!”

“I’m workin’ it mother fucker!”

I knew he was workin’, I could feel how hard he was he was workin’ it. My cock was hard as hell, he never rode it like this before, which made me think that he might have had some practice lately. Just the thought of my “boyfriend” with another man pisses me off, but he NEVER worked it like this, I knew something was up and I didn’t really give a damn.

I rode that cock till my ass was in pain. I couldn’t take it anymore. My whole body was sweaty as was his, which made it even hotter. I was too tired to hold myself up off of him, so I grabbed the “BAR”, which we had installed above the bed when our sex lives where much better than what it was before tonight. Grabbing the bar was painful, I could feel the notches that were there so you didn’t slip off. My sweat was dripping as I was hanging there above is body. Only four inches of his cock was still in my overworked ass, and I was enjoying this time to regain my composer. All of a sudden, again unexpected, he began thrusting his cock into my ass.

“Oh God!”

“Yeah you little bitch, I didn’t tell you that you could stop!”

“Oh GOD!”

That son of a bitch, oh no the hell he didn’t just stop. I wasn’t having that shit. He was just hanging there with my cock still in his ass, so I clenched my ass cheeks and started thrusting my hips up. “Oh God, oh god!” Apparently he like it and I wasn’t about to get blue balls because he was tired. Even with him hanging there, he STILL got fucked. I could tell that he was regaining his strength because the sweat almost quit dripping from his body, but none of that mattered to me anyways, I was about to cum. I could feel the tingling coming to my balls, and that could mean only one thing. I was so close to cumming, I picked up the pace and began to thrust harder. The sensation was coming and I could feel it flowing, then out of now where…

“OH GOD, FUCK YEAH BITCH, TAKE IT ALL!”

I hung there frozen, because I was going to leave him hanging and there I was, literally hanging, as he trusted his 8 inch regurgitating cock in my ass. I had no idea he was that close to cumming. Hanging with one arm, I grabbed my cock and began to stroke it as fast as I could. I felt the cum moving and the feeling of his cock in my ass made the feeling so much better. The tingle went from my balls all the way up my back, as I began to cum. Hanging there with one arm, and getting my ass filled with his cum, I heard a scream!

“MOTHERFUCKER, that’s my eye!”

I didn’t care, I was too busy cumming. He didn’t seem to care that much after it had happened anyways because he continued to fill my ass. He stopped fucking my ass and grabbed his cock and made sure to squeeze out ALL of what he had to give. He took a deep breath and leaned up, thinking I was going to be gently taken off the bar and laid down on the bed, he shoved me to the side, flinging me against the wall. Guess he remembered the whole “eye” thing.

“What the fuck”

“Bitch you hit me in the eye and it BURNS!”

I was fuckin pissed off, he threw me against the wall like a rag doll, and I wasn’t about to have that shit. He left the room and to take a shower. I followed him into the bathroom where he was checking the water. He turned to me and told me to “get the fuck out!” He turned his head to check the water again to make sure it was at the temperature he wanted. I suddenly had the urge to push. His head hit the side of the shower, he didn’t move, he seemed to be in shock, not saying anything or even make and attempt to move. He shook his head in disbelief, and all I could say was “believe it!” I left and went back to the bedroom, grabbed his favorite shit and wiped my ass with it. I got dressed and packed up some of my shit. As I was heading out the door, I could hear the water being turned off, fearing that now he might be ready to get some revenge. I thought for a second, and then I did it. I grabbed his keys and threw them in the garbage disposal, knowing that he would NEVER look there. I turned once more, took a final look and walked out.

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